They certainly didn’t teach us how to fold this fancy origami in third grade. I’m going to start a petition to add it to the curriculum. OR, I’m going to file this away for when one of my son’s wants to run for president of the student body. Soda in the drinking fountains is so 1995. Oh wait, only the high school students on Gossip Girl drink champagne. Darn TV. It must be rotting my brain. Or else I’m drunk off cheap champagne.